HIPSTER PHOTO #11

YOUNG LOVE

Who is that beautiful blonde with an apparently drunk eleven-year-old Mr. Hipster?

It's the infamous, and rarely photographed, mop lady of Yosemite Park. She prowls the California wilderness seducing pre-pubescent, private boys school losers in tan, 1980s ski parkas. I loved her, I really loved her. We were going to jet over to Reno for a quickie marriage, but the dean of my middle school told me that she was dirty and full of bugs that would make me itch in bad places.

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