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THE PROPHETIC PHYSICIAN

This guy is totally my favorite snake oil salesman of all time. He is a self-described prophetic physician. Where does one go to study prophetic medicine? Canada? His bio claims that "Dr." Shammah Womack-El is a world class Naturopathic Holistic Scientist and Master Herbalist of Drugless Medicine, which he calls God's Natural Pharmacy. But... What?

This is not his only thing, though. He is also:

• A prophetic forecatser
• A record company exec and music producer (Shammah Records)
• a minister (Temple of Radiant Light)
• an astrologer
• a druggist (The Chapel of Miracles)
• a nutritionist (Shammah Super Foods, Power Eating Program)
• a professor (Ministers in Training [M.I.T.], School of Prophetic Physicians, School of Sacred Theological Science
• an author
• a travel agent (Prophetic Pysician's Travel)
• a financial advisor (Financial Health Power Summit)
• a dude who makes oils and shit (Peace Awareness Oil)

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