And
you thought you had problems keeping your CD from skipping? This
is just a god awful idea whose time was indeed short and painful.
It's somewhat akin to having a crystal water bottle on your bike.
Now, this
Chrysler
hi-fi version looks particularly stable. I can just imagine
cruising down the road at forty miles per hour, hitting a pothole,
having my
Bing
Crosby record screech to a halt and spilling my high ball
all over my linen pants. What a disaster!
Here's Mr. Hipster himself enjoying his turntable now. He's a
scratching fiend. In fact he has a whole mobile studio and is
planning on putting out a
Neptunes-like
remix album of
Hall
& Oates' greatest hits. It's a mobile party!
I
already have my patent in for my new invention, AutoCable. Yeah,
it's cable TV for your car. Granted, the cable sometimes gets
tangled up in bushes and shit (and once I snagged a Dalmatian
and dragged it a couple blocks), but I think it's at least as
valid as this stupid idea. I'm trying to license it to the
Kia
people--they need some sort of gimmick to compete with all those
fancy schmancy cars out there.