The Police
Artist Website: thepolice.com
Ghost in the Machine
Ghost
This is The Police's Use Your Illusion (Outlandos being their Appetite for Destruction and Zenyatta their Lies) as they really expand their sound to include strings and synths, horns and all sorts of gobbledygook. This is their rock opera, their shining moment. This is the one that put a Police t-shirt on the back of every kid between the age of 12 and 25. Shit, these guys get away with singing in French! They spawned an awful Sylvester Stallone movie with one of their songs, and rang in the era of the nerds taking over the world. But again, I don't love this album. Maybe I'm just a contrarian or a stick in the mud, but the thing is too produced for my taste. Don't worry, I didn't like that Guns n' Roses stuff either.

Outlandos D'amour
Outlandos
Best debut ever. Figures I would like the first, and the rawest, of The Police's albums the best. This thing just has so much urgency and verve, it's sick. I could listen to "So Lonely" on repeat for days on end. I mean "Roxanne" was genre-busting, and the whole reggae flavor gave a little something for hipsters, stoners and rockers alike. These guys, despite some calling them punks or mods or whatever, were really nothing but jazz nerds, but this was the closest a bunch of music dorks could get to rock "n roll glory. "And you're brother's gonna kill me and he's 6'10" was heard again and again on my sweet, beige Fisher Price record player, and it never failed to elicit giggles of glee. Awesome.

Reggatta de Blanc
Reggatta
My "band" in high school played "Message in a Bottle" at a talent show. We sucked. We did worse than suck, we super-sucked. I was actually the singer and have a pretty hard time memorizing lyrics. I lost my lyric sheet and basically kept screaming blahblahblah-o through a tiny Gorilla amp. We were punk, dammit! You can tell by the cover of this thing that the guys have matured quite a bit in the one album since their debut, Outlandos D'amour. The sound on this one is much more dense (despite remaining a trio), but the songs much less memorable (aside from the aforementioned "Bottle"). They just don't seem to be having as much fun here. Don't get me wrong, the album doesn't suck or anything, but they certainly hit a mini sophomore slump in my opinion.

synchronicity Synchronicity
Synchronicity
Listening to this, The Police's last album, in the context of their other albums, you'd almost think this was a different band. Where's the light? This layered, dark-ass album is obviously a break up album, a last in a storied career, but it's so much deeper and darker than their others, you'd think something horrible happened to these guys. Not that this stopped them from somehow getting even bigger than they were after Ghost in the Machine came out. They were omnipresent after the release of this album. You couldn't pick up a magazine, change a channel or walk into a store without seeing images of Sting (and the other two). I had this thing on constant repeat in my mom's car and the Sanyo tape deck at home. Everyone fast forwards through "Mother," but the rest of the agoraphobic, paranoid, semi-nuclear album is a really weird amalgam of death and pain and stalking and odd key signatures and a really forward-thinking album that was way ahead of its time.

Zenyatta Mondatta
Zenyatta
There we go. Let's put Reggatta behind us and get down to business. We're no longer the punk kids having a ball on Outlandos D'amour; we're a genuine band with a serious streak. We've hit our stride and found our voice. We're a pop rock band with a world music lilt. We use a rock base and throw in the kitchen sink. We're a good time, but in a serious musician kind of way. We want people to enjoy music, not be challenged by it. We make memorable tunes that can be hummed and loved by men, women and children alike. We have broken into the main stream cool with this album, and we ain't looking back. This is the album that made you want that Police poster on your wall (despite "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da").

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