Jungle Bass
Amazon
I have no idea what the hell I was thinking
when I dropped a few clams on this piece of shit. Maybe it was
the juicy, round ass on the cover. Maybe it was because I was
going through a deep, dark Parliament
phase, but I honestly can't get through this thing (despite
it only being an ep) without wanting to fling myself through
a plate glass window. This disco/funk/house music manages to
meld three of my least favorite genres into one. If they could
have thrown in some rah-rah America, pop country, I could have
truly proclaimed it the worst thing ever produced. Bootsy, man,
drum machines are not your friend. Apparently drugs aren't either,
as there's really no other excuse for what's going on here.
Nonsensical lyrics and shouting "bass!" fifty million times
over chugging guitars and horns is enough to make anyone want
to knock Bootsy right the hell off his platforms. I think this
one will be gathering cobwebs for years to come. |
Musical Connections:
James Brown
George Clinton
Deee-Lite
Funkadelic
Parliament
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