Pimp to Eat
Yeah, cuz Kool
Keith needed another alias. And, actually, Ice-T
probably did. Since starring in every straight-to-video movie
that came along where they needed a vaguely hoody-looking dude
with a ponytail, Ice-T's cred has slipped to about zero. Granted
this came out in 2000, and they actually make a reference to
Sega Saturn) probably the only hip-hop album ever to do so).
It's weird hearing Ice-T mimic Kool Keiths' bizarre robotic
freakishness, but that's pretty much what he does here, imitating
his nonsensical lyrics as well. Of course Keith shares T's obsession
with sex, too, so there's some ridiculously misogynistic stupidity.
There are also more guests than I can even determine, so there
are voices all over the place that aren't either of these guys',
and most of which stink. I guess they're supposed to be playing
characters, but the whole thing just feels like a Kool Keith
album that is made worse by a bunch of people who are trying
to keep up with his weirdness. Ice-T should stick to acting
badly on Law & Order.