Director: Alfonso
Cuarón | Starring:
Ana López Mercado, Diego Luna, Gael
Garcia Bernal
Released: 2001
| Runtime: 105m
| Rating (out of 5):
**½ |
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And your mother too!
I guess that's some sort of fancy Mexican insult. I was always a fan
of '¡la
tuya!,' but more often than not people didn't realize I was speaking
Spanish and just thought I had speech impediment or a bad case of
retardation. I make light, of course, because this film is so goddamn
depressing. I literally couldn't look at my DVD player for a week.
I don't know if it was the lingering sadness or the reasonably graphic
sex scenes in the film (that are about as sexy as slowly suffocating
puppies in a locked car in summertime) that did it, but ... Raw male
lust is actually quite ugly when you're faced with it on a realistic
level. There's no young, studly gardener sweeping the older woman
off her feet into the throws of orgasmic pleasure. There's no swelling
music and gauzy canopies. We don't even get the table sweep and mad
grappling. What we do see is a desperate woman and two boys who, for
all of their experience, are amazingly inept at the things that are
thought to make a man a man. I feel like this movie has been made
several times before, but as a teenage sex romp comedy that were so
popular in the 80s. Imagine
Weird Science with a death obsession and full-frontal
male nudity. The plot goes off in several directions as our narrator
somberly introduces sorrow at every turn. He breaks into the visual
narrative in several places, via voiceover, to tell us about some
completely unconnected death, leaving a shroud of gloom over all of
the proceedings. Mixing several film genres (road trip, coming of
age, buddy, last hoorah), the thing feels a little too mundane for
its own good. Despite my hatred of talky Linklater
movies, I think this script could have used just a tad more talking,
and a little less dead air and pretty pictures--oh, and that whole
male nudity thing. This DVD honestly sat unwatched for quite a while,
as reading is always such a challenge after a long day at work. It
was long enough that I had forgotten the twist at the end (if I had
ever known it), and was actually way off base with my assumptions.
I blame it on crappy translation. The lead actress' horsy face and
breast implants didn't exactly help me concentrate. I found myself
asking myself every three minutes or so whether she was actually pretty
or not. I came to the conclusion that as long as she kept her mouth
closed, she's not too bad. I also found myself wondering when the
boys would mention her fake boobs. It never happened. You can see
I totally didn't get the message behind the film. Quite honestly I'm
not sure exactly what the filmmaker was trying to get across, other
than the fact that moody, pathetic characters getting naked and driving
the Mexican countryside is apparently all the rage. [DVD]
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