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(2008) rt:152m ****
Director: Christopher Nolan
Starring: Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart, Michael Caine,
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman
I'll start right out here by saying that I'm not
usually a huge fan of comic book movies. I mean I sat through Elektra
and Garfield
I and II
(that counts right)? I've seen Sin City
and 300 as well, and while those were certainly
better than the first two, they still have that certain sucky something
that seems to tinge most comic book/strip movies. For a non-comic
fan, I've seen Daredevil
(ack!), Fantastic
Four (gag!), all the Batmans,
Spidermans,
Supermans,
TMNT,
Condorman,
a couple of the X-Mans,
part of the first Hulk,
The
Shadow, Darkman,
Supergirl,
Catwoman,
Conan,
Red
Sonja, Dick
Tracy, part of The
Avengers and Josie
and the Pussycats. I'm a glutton.
None of these honestly did it for me. Not even the "good"
ones of the bunch. I mean, most of the Batman movies were crap. The
first one was fun just because. Danny
DeVito as the Penguin dude was just plain creepy, Schwarzenegger
as Mr. Freeze incomprehensible and Joel
Schumacher a joke as a director. Seriously, the guy can choke
the life out of even a good script with his overwrought lameness.
And then came Batman Returns. Gone
were the stupid Poison Ivy costumes, bright colors and lame plotlines
about world domination. Sure, it too was kind of lamely plotted, and
Katie
Holmes did do her best Natalie
Portman from Episode
II impression and stoned Andie
MacDowell animatronic line readings, but there was something more
human about the movie, more engaging than your typical comic book
film.
This film takes up pretty much where the last left off, although the
sucky-acting Holmes is replaced with a better-acting Maggie Gylynhall.
Although she’s completely miscast as Batman’s “hot”
girlfriend. There are several times in the movie where people mention
how beautiful she is. Clearly the script was written with another
actress in mind.
Gotham City has never before been so obviously paralleled with Manhattan
either. The city, in fact, is much more realistic than in any of the
previous films, with a lot of the over the top comic book throwback
gothic-ness and night scenes of the city swapped for normal sunshine
and Park Ave-like streets. Bruce Wayne lives in a sweet penthouse
that is for some reason all glass. Probably not the best idea for
a dude trying to hide his secret identity, and he has a gnarly underground
lab where Morgan Freeman builds him the awesome new batcycle thing.
Of course nobody can write a review of this movie without mentioning
Heath Ledger as the Joker, but I’m going to try. You know he’s
good, you know there’s something just a bit off about him, and
you know he died maybe as a result of playing the character, but more
likely because of his love and ignorance about prescription drugs.
Yes, he was pretty damn good. Yes, he made Jack
Nicholson’s Joker seem like, well, a joke, and yes, it’s
a shame he didn’t get to play a psychopathic gay truck-driving
foil in his next role.
Christian Bale was a bit of a stiff, as he kind of growls his lines
in his faux American accent. But, as with most superhero movies, the
main focus is the villain, and the big guy himself is just a stand-in
for us all. We need to be able to project ourselves on him; thusly
he is a bit of a blank, while the bad guys get to steal all of the
personality. Who the hell wants to play Batman (aka straight man)
when playing the Joker is so much more fun (and wins you posthumous
Oscars)? Despite all this, I'd love to see them concentrate a little
more on Bruce Wayne/Batman as they did in the first of this series
in the next film, and perhaps cast a woman who seems worth loving
in a way that could melt Batman's cold, cold heart. [DVD, MF]
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