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(1976) rt: 102m ***
Director: Michael Ritchie
Starring: Walter Matthau, Tatum O'Neal, Vic Morrow
Tagline: The coach is waiting for his next beer. The pitcher is waiting
for her first bra. The team is waiting for a miracle. Consider the
possibilities.
This is the movie that made it okay
for me to go see the opera Carmen. In fact, this movie had
me humming "Toreador" to myself as an adolescent when I first saw
it back in the 70's until I found out where the hell it came from.
How cultures I was! Actually, up until a few years ago I just assumed
it was The Bad News Bears theme. Anyhow, this was the original
take-a-bunch-of-misfits-throw-'em-together-and-make-champions-out-of-'em
movie. Well, at least the first I know of. And how ingrained in our
culture is this film? Anytime a team is having a bad day booting the
ball, fumbling, not getting their TPS reports in on time, we hear
the phrase "Those guys look like the Bad News Bears out there." The
odd and nice part about this film is that they don't really make The
Bears the lovable losers you'd expect. The filmmaker doesn't throw
a pity party for them, and make them into superheroes or martyrs.
They're just a bunch of jerky kids with a drunk for a coach and no
idea how to play baseball. Walter Matthau, playing the down-and-out
coach, Buttermaker, is awesome. He keeps a cooler of Bud or Schlitz
on ice in the dugout and smokes cigars as he gets progressively more
drunk as the games or practices go on. He makes no excuses for his
behavior and doesn't really care. Eventually even he gets
a little embarrassed for the kids and goes to recruit the daughter
(O'Neal) of his former girlfriend, whom he taught to pitch back when
he and the mother were dating. Unlike most sappy movies, this is not
an attempt to get back with the mom, but a genuine attempt to get
a good player for the team. (and hopefully get someone on his side
before the mutiny begins). Even late in the film when O'Neal gets
the idea to invite her mother to the game in attempt to get her and
Buttermaker back together, Buttermaker throws a beer in her face and
tells her he's better off alone and she's better off without him.
Another potential cheeseball plot diversion avoided that totally would
have been explored in most movies. Buttermaker also manages to secure
the services of Kelly Leak, the cigarette-smoking, Harley-ridin' twelve-year-old
who hangs around the baseball fields being rebellious. Despite having
an unusually large head on his little body, he happens to be a hell
of an athlete. With Kelly and Amanda (O'Neal) in place, the Bears
actually start to win and build confidence. The movie takes its emotional
twists and turns towards its decidedly un-Hollywood ending. Along
the way the film is also decidedly un-p.c. In fact, one player on
the team, Tanner, blurts out, after hearing that they're adding a
girl to the roster, "All we got on this team are a buncha Jews,
spics, niggers, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!" I don't
think you'll be hearing stuff like that in other "children's"
movies. Anyhow, watching this again reminds me how sappy, predictable
and lame young people's films are these days. I guess we'll see if
they keep this film's edge with the re-make. Go Bears! [MF, HBO]
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