Hipster Movie Reviews

Hipster Movie Reviews Alphabetical: # | A | B | C | D | E| F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z | ALL

Enjoy the rantings as Mr. Hipster proves he slept through his film criticism courses in college.

We Need to Talk About Kevin First off, we need to talk about the name Kevin. Nothing good ever came from that name. It's like asking for your son to be a psycho. And from moment one we know the Kevin in this film is indeed exactly that. In fact he's practically a dead ringer for Damian from The Omen. A little too close, in fact. There is also tons of poop in this film. Kevin loves to poop in his diaper. Just to fuck with his mother. In fact, he refuses to talk or be toilet trained well into and past the... more
All ratings are out of 5 (*****) stars
#	28 Days Later * 300 *
A	A Beautiful Mind About a Boy * Adaptation ** The Adjustment Bureau ½ Affliction A.I. Artificial Intelligence Almost Famous *½ Along Came Polly ½ Amelie ** The American	American Beauty ** American History X American Psycho *** Anchorman ½ Arlington Road ½ The Assassination of Richard Nixon ½ Atonement ½ Avatar **
B	Baby Mama * The Bad News Bears Balls of Fury ½ The Bank Job Batman Begins ** Be Kind Rewind ½ Before the Devil Knows You're Dead ½ Being John Malkovich Big Fish * The Blair Witch Project * The Blind Side ½	Body of Lies Boiler Room * Bolt * The Bone Collector ½ Bowfinger Bowling for Columbine The Bourne Identity ½ The Bourne Supremacy ½ The Bourne Ultimatum Boys Don't Cry
C	Capote *½ Chapter 27 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory *½ City of Angels Closer Cloverfield * Collateral ½ Coming to America Contender, The Crash Crazy, Stupid, Love. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon ***½
D	The Da Vinci Code The Darjeeling Limited The Dark Knight **** Dawn of the Dead ½ The Day After Tomorrow ½ Deception * The Descendants * District 9 Disturbia The Diving Bell and the Butterfly ½ Dogma	Drive ** Dude, Where's My Car?
E	Eastern Promises * Election *½ Elektra ½ Empire of the Sun * Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind ½ Everything is Illuminated ½ Exit Through the Gift Shop **½
F	Fahrenheit 911 * Fight Club *½ First Daughter Following *½ Four Christmases ½ Frailty *½ Freeway ½
G	Garden State *½ The Ghost Writer The Good Shepherd *½ Gran Torino ½ Greenberg *** Grown Ups ½
H	Hanna *½ Happiness ½ Hard Eight * Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle * Heist ½ High Fidelity ½ A History of Violence ½ Hot Fuzz ½ House of Flying Daggers ½ How Stella Got Her Groove Back Hurricane Streets **
I	I Heart Huckabees I Love You, Man I Melt with You * The Ice Storm **½ Identity ½ The Ides of March * Igby Goes Down ½ I'm Still Here ½ In Bruges In Good Company The Incredibles * Inglourious Basterds Inside Deep Throat ½ Insomnia ***
J	Jack Frost ½ Jarhead * Jersey Girl ½ Jet Lag ½ Juno ***½
K	Kick-Ass ½ The Kingdom * Knocked Up ***½
L	The Last King of Scotland ** Lawn Dogs * Layer Cake **½ Leap Year ½ The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou ½ The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring * The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers *½ The Lovely Bones ½
M	The Machinist *½ Magnolia Man on Fire The Matador ½ The Matrix *½ The Matrix Reloaded ½ Mean Girls ½ Memento ** Michael Clayton ½ A Mighty Wind **	Minority Report ½ Moon Mr. & Mrs. Smith ½ Murderball **
N	Napoleon Dynamite *** Next * Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist *½ No Country for Old Men *½ The Number 23 Nurse Betty *½
O	Old School ½ The Others ½
P	Panic Room *½ Pan's Labyrinth ** Party Monster ½ Pecker ½ Pineapple Express ½ Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Planet of the Apes The Prestige *½ Primer ½ Prometheus *	Psycho Beach Party * Punch Drunk Love ***½
Q	Quills **
R	Rachel Getting Married * Requiem for a Dream RocknRolla * Rocky Balboa * Roger & Me * The Royal Tenenbaums **½ Running with Scissors Rushmore ****
S	The Savages ** Saving Silverman ½ Scott Pilgrim vs. the World ½ The Secret Lives of Dentists ½ Secret Window * A Serious Man ** Sexy Beast ½ Shaun of the Dead * Shrek * Shutter Island ½ Sicko ½ Sideways ** The Siege Signs *½ Sin City The Sixth Sense * Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow ½ Snatch *½ Solitary Man South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut ***½	The Squid and the Whale *½ Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith ** State and Main ½ Stateside The Station Agent *½ Stripes Sunshine * Superbad * Suspect Zero ½ Synecdoche, New York ½ Syriana ****
T	Taken ** Taking Lives * The Talented Mr. Ripley * Tangled ½ Thank You for Smoking * There Will be Blood ½ Three Kings * The Time Trveler's Wife Tooth Fairy ½ The Town *½	Training Day ½ Transformers *½
U	Unbreakable ***½
V	Vanilla Sky ½ View from the Top no stars The Village
W	Waitress ½ The Wackness ½ Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps ½ WALL-E ½ Wanted * War of the Worlds ½ We Need to Talk About Kevin * Whip It ½ Winter's Bone * Wonder Boys ****
Y	Y Tu Mamá También ½ You Can Count On Me **
Z	Zodiac ***½