Hipster Movie Reviews


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driveThe Ides of March
All I seem to see these days are Ryan Gosling movies. Maybe it's his cut abs. Maybe it's coincidence. Or maybe he's 2011's Zach Galifianakis or Philip Seymour Hoffman and is just in every damn movie that comes out. Now, when people call him the best actor of his generation, I feel that's a bit of a stretch. Unless acting consists of standing still and staring into the camera with your slightly wonky eye and then kind of mumbling lines in an understated meeker voice than you'd expect. I feel like he's a poor man's Ed Norton -- but buffer and not...more

All ratings are out of 5 (*****) stars
# 28 Days Later ***
300   ***

A A Beautiful Mind   **
About a Boy   ***
Adaptation   ****
The Adjustment Bureau   **½
Affliction   **
A.I. Artificial Intelligence   ****
Almost Famous   ****½
Along Came Polly   *½
Amelie   ****
The American   **

American Beauty   ****
American History X   **
American Psycho   ***
Anchorman   *½
Arlington Road   ***½
The Assassination of Richard Nixon   **½
Atonement   **½
Avatar   ****
B Baby Mama *
The Bad News Bears **
Balls of Fury   ½
The Bank Job   **
Batman Begins ****
Be Kind Rewind **½
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead   **½
Being John Malkovich ****
Big Fish ***
The Blair Witch Project   ***
The Blind Side   **½

Body of Lies   **
Boiler Room   ***
Bolt   ***
The Bone Collector   **½
Bowfinger   **
Bowling for Columbine   ****
The Bourne Identity   ***½
The Bourne Supremacy   ***½
The Bourne Ultimatum   ****
Boys Don't Cry   **
C Capote   **½
Chapter 27   *
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory   **½
City of Angels   *
Closer   **
Cloverfield   ***
Collateral   **½
Coming to America   ****
Contender, The   **
Crash   **
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon   ***½

D The Da Vinci Code   **
The Darjeeling Limited   **
The Dark Knight   ****
Dawn of the Dead   *½
The Day After Tomorrow   ½
Decption   **
District 9   ****
Disturbia   **
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly   **½
Dogma   **

Drive   ****
Dude, Where's My Car?   **
E Eastern Promises   ***
Election   ****½
Elektra   *½
Empire of the Sun   ***
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind   ****½
Everything is Illuminated   ***½
Exit Through the Gift Shop   ***½

F Fahrenheit 911   ***
Fight Club   ****½
First Daughter   *
Following   **½
Four Christmases   *½
Frailty   **½
Freeway   *½

G Garden State   ***½
The Ghost Writer   **
The Good Shepherd   ***½
Gran Torino   **½
Greenberg   ***
Grown Ups   ½

H Happiness   *½
Hard Eight   ***
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle   ***
Heist   *½
High Fidelity   ***½
A History of Violence   **½
Hot Fuzz   **½
House of Flying Daggers   ***½
How Stella Got Her Groove Back   *
Hurricane Streets   **

I I Heart Huckabees   **
I Love You, Man   **
The Ice Storm   ***½
Identity   *½
The Ides of March   ***
Igby Goes Down   **½
I'm Still Here   **½
In Bruges   ****
In Good Company   **
The Incredibles   ***
Inglourious Basterds   ****
Inside Deep Throat   **½
Insomnia   ***

J Jack Frost   *½
Jarhead   **
Jersey Girl   ½
Jet Lag   ½
Juno   ***½

K Kick-Ass   **½
The Kingdom   ***
Knocked Up   ***½

L The Last King of Scotland   ****
Lawn Dogs   ***
Layer Cake   ***½
Leap Year   *½
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou   **½
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring  ***
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers  ***½
The Lovely Bones  **½

M The Machinist   ***½
Magnolia   ****
Man on Fire   ****
The Matador   **½
The Matrix   ***½
The Matrix Reloaded   **½
Mean Girls   *½
Memento   *****
Michael Clayton   ***½
A Mighty Wind   ***

Minority Report   **½
Moon   **
Mr. & Mrs. Smith   *½
Murderball   ***
N Napoleon Dynamite  ***
Next  *
Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist  ***½
No Country for Old Men  ****½
The Number 23  *
Nurse Betty  *½

O Old School  **½
The Others  **½

P Panic Room   ***½
Pan's Labyrinth   ****
Party Monster   ½
Pecker  *½
Pineapple Express  **½
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl   ***
Planet of the Apes **
The Prestige ***½
Primer ***½
Psycho Beach Party *

Punch Drunk Love ***½
Q Quills   **

R Requiem for a Dream   ****
RocknRolla   ***
Rocky Balboa   ***
Roger & Me   ***
The Royal Tenenbaums   ****½
Running with Scissors   **
Rushmore   ****

S The Savages   ****
Saving Silverman   ½
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World   ***½
The Secret Lives of Dentists   *½
Secret Window   *
A Serious Man   ****
Sexy Beast   ***½
Shaun of the Dead   ****
Shrek   ***
Shutter Island   **½
Sicko   **½
Sideways   ****
The Siege   **
Signs   ***½
Sin City   **
The Sixth Sense   ***
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow   **½
Snatch   ***½
Solitary Man   **
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut   ***½

The Squid and the Whale   ***½
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones   **
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith   ****
State and Main   ***½
Stateside   *
The Station Agent   ***½
Stripes   ****
Sunshine   ***
Superbad   ***
Suspect Zero   ½
Synecdoche, New York   **½
Syriana   ****
T Taken   **
Taking Lives   *
The Talented Mr. Ripley   ***
Tangled   **½
Thank You for Smoking   ***
There Will be Blood   **½
Three Kings   ***
The Time Trveler's Wife   **
Tooth Fairy   *½
The Town   **½

Training Day   **½
Transformers   ***½
U Unbreakable   ***½

V Vanilla Sky  **½
View from the Top  no stars
The Village  **

W Waitress   **½
The Wackness   **½
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps   **½
WALL-E   ***½
Wanted   **
War of the Worlds   *½
Whip It   **½
Winter's Bone   ***
Wonder Boys   ****

Y Y Tu Mamá También   **½
You Can Count On Me   ****

Z Zodiac   ***½

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