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If they gave Academy Awards to eyebrows,
Colin Ferrell’s would win hands down. Unfortunately the
rest of him can’t really act for shit, but in this role
he is somehow convincing as a damaged first-time hit man. His
comic timing is actually pretty good, and despite the fact in
a lot of scenes you can feel him "acting," he does
a really decent overall job. But those furry caterpillars on
his forehead are the equivalent of having The Master in a baby
bjorn on your chest or Kuato under your coat; it's like Ferrell
had his own sidekick, his own comic... more
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| What are hipster movie reviews?
They are more off the cuff comments, annoyances, complaints,
likes, dislikes about a particular film than your typical
newspaper or TV thumbs up, thumbs down kind of thing. There
is very little structure and often quite a bit of sarcasm.
Who needs an idiot like Jeffrey Lyons telling you what to
watch? Mr. Hipster is judgemental and grouchy about films,
and tries to give it to you straight (in a really obtuse kind
of way). So, enjoy and please ignore the many partial sentences,
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28
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300
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Beautiful Mind **
About
a Boy ***
Adaptation
****
Affliction
**
A.I. Artificial Intelligence
****
Almost Famous
****½
Along Came Polly
*½
Amelie ****
American Beauty ****
American History X
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American Psycho ***
Anchorman *½
Arlington Road ***½
The Assassination of Richard Nixon **½ |
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The Bad News Bears **
Balls
of Fury ½
Batman Begins ****
Being John Malkovich ****
Big Fish ***
The Blair Witch Project ***
Boiler Room ***
The Bone Collector **½
Bowfinger **
Bowling for Columbine ****
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The Bourne Identity ***½
The Bourne Supremacy ***½
The Bourne Ultimatum ****
Boys Don't Cry **
Breach **½
Breakfast of Champions *½
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Capote **½
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory **½
City of Angels *
Closer **
Collateral **½
Coming to America ****
Contender, The **
Crash **
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon ***½
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The Da Vinci Code **
The Darjeeling Limited **
Dawn of the Dead *½
The Day After Tomorrow ½
Disturbia **
Dogma **
Dude, Where's My Car? **
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Eastern Promises ***
Election ****½
Elektra *½
Empire of the Sun ***
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind ****½
Everything is Illuminated
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Fahrenheit
911 ***
Fight Club
****½
First Daughter
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Frailty **½
Freeway *½
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Garden State ***½
The Good Shepherd ***½
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Hard Eight ***
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle ***
Heist *½
High Fidelity ***½
A History of Violence **½
Hot Fuzz **½
House of Flying Daggers ***½
How Stella Got Her Groove Back *
Hurricane Streets **
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I Heart Huckabees **
The Ice Storm ***½
Identity *½
Igby Goes Down **½
In Bruges ****
In Good Company **
The Incredibles ***
Inside Deep Throat **½
Insomnia ***
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Jack Frost *½
Jarhead **
Jersey Girl ½
Jet Lag ½
Juno ***½
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Knocked Up ***½
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The Last King of Scotland ****
Lawn Dogs ***
Layer Cake ***½
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou **½
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring ***
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
***½
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The
Machinist ***½
Magnolia ****
Man on Fire ****
The Matador **½
The Matrix ***½
The Matrix Reloaded **½
Mean Girls *½
Memento *****
A Mighty Wind ***
Minority Report **½
Mr. & Mrs. Smith *½
Murderball ***
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Napoleon Dynamite ***
No Country for Old Men ****½
The Number 23 *
Nurse Betty *½
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Old
School **½
The Others **½
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Panic
Room ***½
Pan's Labyrinth ****
Party
Monster ½
Pecker
*½
Pirates
of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl ***
Planet of the Apes **
The Prestige ***½
Psycho Beach Party *
Punch Drunk Love ***½
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Quills
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Requiem for a Dream ****
Rocky Balboa ***
Roger & Me ***
The Royal Tenenbaums ****½
Running
with Scissors **
Rushmore ****
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Saving Silverman ½
The Science of Sleep ***½
The Secret Lives of Dentists *½
Secret Window *
Sexy Beast ***½
Shaun of the Dead ****
Shrek ***
Sicko **½
Sideways ****
The Siege **
Signs ***½
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Sin City **
The Sixth Sense ***
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow **½
Snatch ***
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut ***½
The Squid and the Whale ***½
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones **
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith ****
State and Main ***½
Stateside *
The Station Agent ***½
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Stripes ****
Sunshine ***
Superbad ***
Suspect Zero ½
Syriana ****
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Taking
Lives *
The Talented Mr. Ripley ***
Thank You for Smoking ***
Three Kings ***
Training Day **½
Transformers ***½
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Unbreakable
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Vanilla
Sky **½
View
from the Top no stars
The
Village **
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Waitress **½
WALL-E ***½
War of the Worlds *½
Wonder Boys ****
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Y Tu Mamá También **½
You Can Count On Me ****
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