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Is there such a word
as "nugglets?" I only ask because that's what Yummy Sushi's chicken
teriyaki elicited from my skewed sense of culinary crockery. It's
the same word that comes to mind when I see the rabbits on my lawn
pause and then gleefully hop away in post-poop pleasure. Serves me
right for ordering the ''special'' out of the warming tray. I mean,
what kind of asshole orders chicken at a place that is so obviously
pushing their excellent raw fish? It's not as if the place calls itself
Yummy Poultry or anything (and don't any of you shitheads even think
about it; I went down in the middle of writing this and trademarked
the name).despite my foolishness in ordering an obviously inferior
dish, I'm going to go ahead and assume their fish isn't exactly top
notch. Would you eat a steak at a place called Scrumdidiliumptious
Steaks? (Any of you out there can have that one.) It trivializes the
sanctity of raw sea food! Just know that the specials aren't so special,
and Yummy Must mean something else in Suckanese. [MF]
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