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| Wok & Roll | ||
| Address:
705 8th Ave. Phone: 212/459-0059 |
Neighborhood:
Times Sq/Theater Dist
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Cuisine: Chinese |
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Straight from the malls
of middle America and into your home comes Wok & Roll. This food
court staple is Chinese food for areas that don't have any Chinese
food--or Chinese people to cook that Chinese food. Luckily for us
here in Manhattan, we have both real Chinese food and real Chinese
people. We even have an entire section of town dedicated to the displaced
thousands from the land of billions. This makes mall outlets such
as this one unnecessary and, frankly, just plain silly. We can eat
cheaper. We can eat better. We can eat healthier. We can avoid sitting
next to the nice French family who are drawn to pink neon like moths
to your parents' porch light. Keep this crap in the mall and keep
it the hell out of my city. [MF] |
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