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| TSE Yang [CLOSED] | ||
| Address:
34 E 51st St. Phone: 212/688-5447 |
Neighborhood:
Midtown East Website: tseyang.com |
Cuisine: Chinese |
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Tse Yang loosely translated
is: pretentious, overpriced midtown bullshit. Again, we say that there
is no way to make gourmet Chinese food. Chinese food comes in paper
cartons, is delivered by rude guys on old bikes and is made with inferior
cuts of meat and frozen vegetables. This snobby midtowner is no fuckin'
different. Yeah, the waiters wear tuxes and the decor is more Ming
dynasty than Christmas horror show, but the chicken with mixed vegetables
tastes exactly the same as it does at the Yum Yum China Buffet in
Bayside (if such a place exists.) Did we mention the waiters act as
if they're doing you a favor by serving you? You've been warned. [MF] |
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