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Never before have I
ever considered being an extra in an old Fiona Apple video a bad thing,
but when I'm trying to order a beer amongst lounging teens in sleepwear,
I can't help but feel like a giant out-of-place dirty old man. Add
to that video blaring music, stifling heat (they do look glisteny
in the video) and the frustration of trying to scream "Hefeweizen!"
over the head of some sweaty college student and his drunk-ass hook
up, and you have my night at Otheroom. Maybe it was kids-under-22-drink-free
night or something, but I haven't seen a gathering of staggering youngsters
like this since my last ball-pit belly flop at the local Chuck
E Cheese's. I'm going to assume there must have been
some special occasion that brought the kids to the beer, as the other
bars in this series (The Room, Anotheroom)
have been adult affairs the times I've been there. In fact, they were
downright pleasant. Perhaps this is the black sheep of the family,
the place where decorum and ear drums go to die. Or perhaps I was
just so drunk and tired (and old) that the joint really wasn't that
bad, and I just can't take a party anymore. Whatever the case, one
of our party decided he wanted nothing more than a stiff drink. Problem
is, they don't serve anything but beer and wine in the place. Being
drunk and surly, and half deaf from the high-decibel screeching, he
either didn't understand the bartender, or chose not to. He continued,
after multiple rejections, to try to order some sort of brown spirit
or other, only to be continuously shouted at by an alarmingly annoyed
barkeep. Finally, he gave us the cutoff sign, signaled the bouncer,
and we, the most mature inhabitants of the bar by at least fifteen
years, were going to be out on the street. Quite honestly, it would
have been a relief. Instead, we talked down the bruiser, ordered our
buddy a beer (hoping he wouldn't notice) and sat him on some weird
seating along the wall--all the while trying to stifle his "fuck
yous" and flying middle fingers aimed at anyone he deemed responsible
for his lack of whiskey. It seemed our stay would be short-lived and/or
dangerous, so we cut bait and moved on after a couple beers. Overall
I was clearly disappointed with my experience here, but wouldn't be
afraid to go back at some point to figure out if our night was the
norm or just an anomaly wrapped inside a drunken riddle. [MF]
Other Locations:
Anotheroom
The Room
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