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| Teleon Cafe | ||
| Address:
264 W 40th St. Phone: 212/575-3838 |
Neighborhood:
Times Sq/Theater Dist Website: teleoncafe.com |
Cuisine: Lunch Smorgasbord |
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Directly across the
street from The New York Times building, Teleon definitely serves
its share of commie pinko bastards. No, seriously, whom do these liberal
media-types think they are, ordering "salads" and "panini sandwiches?"
Obviously these are things only the elite dine upon, while us normal
folk are relegated to the local shithole bodega, clinging to our guns
and sandwiches. I even saw one woman here ask for a tuna salad on
a baguette. Those French-loving bastards--I knew it! Next they'll
be ordering a "Cuban" or, worse, a roast beef with Russian dressing!
If you can stand the stink of the bleeding hearts all over the joint,
I do suggest the chicken, veggie and brown rice sti-fry with the house
brown soy sauce, which is ever so American in nature. Wait, what?
Stir-fry is technically Chinese? Oh sweet Jesus, the Gray Lady and
her minions have obviously brainwashed me. I'm so torn between being
a true patriot and that sweet sweet chickeny taste. WWRD (What Would
Reagan Do)? [MF] |
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