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R, AM website
612 8th Ave., 212/382-1416
Somewhere in the plethora of Subway reviews on
this site, I made a promise never to go back to Subway ever again.
I didn't break that promise for a very long time. I had burned out
on the stuff, and had spent several years watching the quality and
amount of food dwindle away to practically nothing, and I had had
enough. So here I am, two locations into my relapse, and have not
found any love for the place. It still sucks. The service is awful,
the cleanliness is non-existent, the food quality suspect and they
still give you less food for your money than any joint this side of
a Hindu burger place. The woman behind the counter actually told the
person in front of me that the roast beef was supposed to have an
iridescent green glow to it. I believe her exact quote (translated
somewhat from the Hindi) was, "Yes, yes. It's supposed to look like
that. It's good for you!" I actually laughed out loud, and proceeded
to order the foul-looking turkey, which had a ribbon of something
that looked like Saran Wrap running through its center. And what,
may you ask, is the reason for going to back to a place that is consistently
terrible? Fatness. I found myself eating ridiculous amounts of food
for lunch: Chinese lunch specials, Burritoville
and Chipotle and giant sandwiches
brimming with meat hanging off a two-foot sub roll. I felt oogey after
lunch, and bloated and nasty. So I turned to the one place that I
knew wouldn't stuff me; the one place I knew that would be so sparing
and ridiculously cheap with their meat and toppings that I had no
choice but to starve after gobbling a six incher with turkey, lettuce,
onions and tomato. I'm not a big man, but this is barely enough food
for any human to live off of. To be fair, though, the Subway diet
has worked, and my stomach has shrank to the point that I can actually
tolerate holding out until dinner (at which point I'm completely ravenous).
That said, the boycott is back on. Fuck this place. [MF]
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Additional
bars/restaurants nearby:
Times
Square/Theater District
Other restaurants with similar cuisine:
Sandwich/Soup Shop
Other locations:
Subway
(Carnegie Hill)
Subway
(Hell's Kitchen)
Subway
(Madison Square Garden)
Subway
(Midtown West)
Subway
(Midtown West 2)
Subway
(Murray Hill)
Subway
(Murray Hill 2)
Subway
(Times Square)
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| BF=Serves Bar Food | BWL=Bowling | C=Cabaret | D=Dancing
| ED=Exotic Dancers | K=Karaoke | LM=Live Music | R=Restaurant
| TO=Take Out Only | VR=Velvet Rope | WS=Watch Sports Here
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