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I swear this is the
second-to-last Subway at which I will ever eat. How do I know that?
Because there's somewhat of lag between Mr. Hipster's dining experiences
and when actually gets a free minute to spout his retardedness on
this great Web of ours. And I know for a fact that I've eaten at one
other of these fleatraps since eating at this one, and haven't been
back since. I've lost my taste. I've lost my patience. And I've lost
my delusional misgivings that three tiny, slimy slices of turkey with
a little lettuce on a roll is worth six bucks. I don't eat cucumbers
or green peppers (or hot peppers for that matter) on my sandwiches,
so I've essentially been eating oil and vinegar on bread for all these
years. The turkey is inconsequential. I only patronized this location
once, and honestly wanted to turn around the second I walked in, but
felt kind of awkward as the lonely counter workers stared holes into
my chest. Just like the Helmet album, Meantime; it was great
the first few time you heard it, but that asshole down the hall kept
playing ''Unsung'' over and over until you hated the damn thing and
just wanted to toss the guy out the window. Go to hell, Jarred. [MF]
Other Locations:
Subway
(Carnegie Hill)
Subway (Hell's Kitchen)
Subway (Madison Square
Garden)
Subway (Midtown West)
Subway (Midtown West 2)
Subway (Murray Hill 2)
Subway (Times Square)
Subway (Times Square 2)
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