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| Subway (Hell's Kitchen) | ||
| Address:
790 9th Ave. Phone: 212/765-8443 |
Neighborhood:
Hell's Kitchen/Clinton Website: subway.com |
Cuisine: Sandwich/Soup Shop |
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For some reason when
God built establishments on 9th Avenue, he made them very small. He
subdivided and then subdivided again. What we're left with are long,
skinny slivers of restaurants that are about as inviting as eating
lunch in the trash compactor from Star Wars. Granted, there aren't
usually slimy, one-eyed serpents dragging us into the muck, but who
the hell wants to have to turn sideways and shuffle down an isle in
order to get a turkey sandwich? Don't even bother ordering a foot-long
at this Subway, as you won't be able to get it out the door. Otherwise,
it's your typical Subway, with all the nonsensical yammering help,
skimpy meat dispersal and questionable hygienic conditions. The advantage
at this particular location is the fact that nobody goes to it, so
you'll get your sandwich and be out of there before the next customer
has to squeeze past you. [MF] Other Locations: Subway (Carnegie Hill) Subway (Madison Square Garden) Subway (Midtown West) Subway (Midtown West 2) Subway (Murray Hill) Subway (Murray Hill 2) Subway (Times Square) Subway (Times Square 2) |
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