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B, R, WS website
133 W 33rd St., 212/629-6191
One of the few Madison Square Garden area bars
without Blarney in its name, Stout tries to class it up a little bit.
"Class" here is a very very relative term in this case.
It's not as if you're going to find yourself walking into the Oak
Room or something, but at the same time this thing isn't a glorified
OTB or crackhouse way station. They may try to sell this place as
an Irish pub, but I’ve been to Ireland and calling this joint
an Irish Pub is like calling Chuck E. Cheese a local pizza shop. It's
actually a giant warehouse of a sports bar dressed up in what seems
like a weird medieval theme upstairs, and a winding map of rooms that
seems to never end. I honestly had no idea the place was quite as
gigantic as it actually is, but if you go to their site and scroll
around the photos section, you'll discover that this thing has more
hallways and twists and turns than the subway corridors under the
Port Authority. We actually went there to watch a University of Texas
bowl game (with actual fans of the team), and ended up sitting in
the cellar. I've never been a big proponent of subterranean dining
and drinking, and this place has certainly not changed my mind. It's
odd to me sitting somewhere that had no windows and would trap you
like rat fricassee if a fire were to break out. The management of
the restaurant leaves a bit to be desired, as we soon learned when
a couple of our party wasn't there at the time of our reservation
and we were rudely shuttled to a table that was clearly built for
midgets and pygmies. Of course the rest of our party eventually showed
up, and we ended up squashed at that table with borrowed chairs and
a rotating eating schedule so that we could all grub without having
to put our plates in our laps. I guess it was ultimately our problem,
but the attitude was less than desirable. Anyway, the food was typical
bar food, the beer was cold, and the TVs plentiful. The whole low-ceilinged
thing--especially compared with the soaring space upstairs--was a
little off-putting, but watching college football in what felt like
a fraternity basement (although one of the nicer frat basements I've
seen), seemed not completely out of place. So if you and twenty of
your closest friends are really aching to see that Rams game, and
you like drinks and burgers and don't really care for authenticity,
then come on down to Stout and be sure to get all your buddies to
show the hell up and grab a space. [MF]
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Additional
bars/restaurants nearby:
Madison
Square Garden Area
Other bar/clubs of a similar type:
Sports
Bar
Other restaurants with similar cuisine:
Bar
Food
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Symbols - AM=Abbreviated Menu | B=Bar
| BF=Serves Bar Food | BWL=Bowling | C=Cabaret | D=Dancing
| ED=Exotic Dancers | K=Karaoke | LM=Live Music | R=Restaurant
| TO=Take Out Only | VR=Velvet Rope | WS=Watch Sports Here
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