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Another useless theme
restaurant gone horribly awry. Who told these people that death makes
people hungry? Decorated in an English dungeon fashion, we assume
they just had some left over props from Jekyll
& Hyde lying around and decided to make a miniature version
of that pit of despair. What does that mean for patrons? Food cooked
by a bunch of olfactory defectives and wide-eyed German tourists in
tube socks and sandals. The bar up front is big enough to fit a family
of very thin midget Pygmies and the winding restaurant really does
have the claustrophobic feel of a medieval prison. The only plus about
this joint is the extremely small, private bathroom downstairs that
makes this the place to come to drop a bomb if you're desperate and
in Greenwich Village. [MF]
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