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| Seaport Cafe | ||
| Address:
89 Sout St. @ Pier 17 Phone: 212/964-1120 |
Neighborhood:
Seaport |
Cuisine: American |
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Calling this place
a cafe is like calling a shit sandwich a meal. I believe they actually
have a grilled shit sandwich on the menu, and like everything else
at this seaside dump, it probably sucks too. Okay, we should have
known the nachos were going to be possibly "the worst ever created
on God's green Earth," but you figure the fried calamari might
be edible--being about 20 feet from the place where squids come from.
Yeah, it's nice sitting outside, smelling the brine and enjoying the
garbled accents of the hoards of gawking tourists, but when the turkey
burger tastes like a tin of Mighty Dog and the chef salad looks like
it may actually contain pieces of the chef, things can turn sour real
quick. [MF] |
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