Scores - East Side -- Mr. Hipster's Booze and Grub Survey

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Scores - East Side [CLOSED]
Address: 333 E 60th St. Phone: 212/421-3763	Neighborhood: Lenox Hill Website: scoresny.com	Bar/Club Type: Strip Club

O.K. What does one get for a $40 cover at most places? You're right, there's no such thing except at Scores, the former sports cabaret and frequent party place of Howard Stern. What can one get for $20? Well, at Scores it'll get you a minute-and-a-half of a woman dancing in front of you with no top on. What can one get for $12? Well, at Scores it'll get you a watered down drink. What can one get for $8,000? Well, at Scores it got most of the women new breasts and a job making more money than any professor with a Ph D. in the country. Little secret: Mandy, Mason, Candy -- those aren't their real names. Another little secret: they don't really like you -- they like your $20 bills. Now that we've got that straight, this is an experience every man should have at least once in his life, even though Giuliani forced the management to turn half of the place into a restaurant in which nobody has ever eaten. Oh my. [MF]

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