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Um, you can like pick
bagels at this place. They serve eggs and stuff, and the occasional
plate of lox. Midtowners line up for breakfast and attempt to figure
out how the hell the line is supposed to move while assholes on mobile
phones sip lattes and ignore the pleas of others to stop blocking
the white fish counter. Sounds fun, doesn't it? Damn yuppie masochists
will do anything to stuff their faces with 600 calories of dough and
cheese made into cream. Don't come here on the weekend unless you
have your hair in a ponytail and those sweatpants that make a shooshing
sound when you walk. [MF]
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