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| McDonald's (Union Square) | ||
| Address:
39 Union Sq W Phone: 212/645-9079 |
Neighborhood:
Union Square
Area Website: mcdonalds.com |
Cuisine: Fast Food |
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Look, I'm not really
going to waste your time here. If you haven't been to a McDonald's,
then you're either a tree hugging, dirty hippy who should be dragged
behind a gas-chugging Earthfucker,
or a horrible snob who should march your ass over to zagat.com before
I put a major Mchurtin' on you. This location seems particularly out
of place smack in the middle of Union Square, but considering all
the poor, stoned NYU students in the neighborhood, they pretty much
have a built in clientele. The food didn't taste any different than
at the other five or six McDonald's on The Survey, but it did have
some of the brightest florescent lighting we've seen yet. And who
doesn't love reconstituted meat under electrified mercury? [MF] Other Locations: McDonald's (Greenwich Village) McDonald's (NoHo) McDonald's (Rockefeller Center) McDonald's (Spanish Harlem) McDonald's (Theater District) |
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