McDonald's (NoHo)
Address: 724 Broadway
Phone: 212/529-9660
Neighborhood: NoHo
Website: mcdonalds.com
Cuisine: Fast Food
mcdonald's This is thee place to come if you're in the NoHo/SoHo area and need to pee. Not only do they have a one-person toilet upstairs, but the super-secret restroom downstairs as well. Don't pay attention to those damn "restrooms are for customers only" signs--nobody else does. If you're actually coming here to eat, you'll be chowing down with a bunch of other greasy drunks and be-skated NYU freaks. The lovely mirrored walls allow you to see that lovely shine that is so prevalent with fried food. Add in some bad fluorescent lighting and that beautiful McDonald's brown, and you have yourself the ultimate in ambiance and class. [MF]

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