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| Martell's Restaurant [CLOSED] | ||
| Address:
200 E 83rd St. Phone: 212/879-1717 |
Neighborhood:
Upper East Side |
Cuisine: American Bar/Club Type: Yuppie/Preppy |
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Sometimes you wish for
something original. You ain't going to find it here. Martell's falls
into the "bar and grill" mold, which are always way more bar than
grill, and usually fill with twenty to thirty-somethings looking to
grab a beer and avoid cooking in their little, hotbox kitchens. More
times than not, these aren't destinations, but spur of the moment,
"I don't know, I feel like American food" kind of walk-by places.
Martell's doesn't disappoint on this front. The menu is chock full
of burgers and salads and the bar is chock full of balding, slightly
slouchy dudes just trying to figure out which advertising firm the
chain-smoking, bottle-blond in the sweater-set works for. [MF] |
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