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| Mama Sbarro's | ||
| Address:
701 7th Ave. Phone: 212/768-4194 |
Neighborhood:
Times Sq/Theater Dist Website: sbarro.com |
Cuisine: Pizza |
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This place confuses
the crap out of us. It seems to be a regular Sbarro's (the chain you
find in every mall in America), but it has taken on a whole new Times
Square persona that gives it a classier flair without any of the actual
class. Oh, and a slice of pizza is about twice as much as it should
be. And the folks running the place are the most inept bunch of dopes
we've experienced in quite a while. Order a chicken roll and watch
the asshole behind the counter grunt, throw it in the oven for 2.6
seconds and return a lump of congealed cheese and an inedible chunk
of chicken wrapped in a chewy mess of bready dough. Then order a drink
and watch the freaks scramble. It's like a circus of ineptitude. Then
we descend to the subterranean eating area, and are hit with the wonderful
mixture of mildew and cleaning fluid. Then, after freezing to death
and being subjected to awful Italian sing-along music, we run screaming
into the teaming hordes hoping that the tourists don't judge us by
our shitty restaurants alone. [MF] |
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