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| Lenny's (Rock Center) | ||
| Address:
60 W 48th St. Phone: 212/997-1969 |
Neighborhood:
Rockefeller
Center Website: lennysnyc.com |
Cuisine: Sandwich/Soup Shop |
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No it ain't Denny's.
Remember that retarded ad campaign from the 80's where the two somewhat
elderly women are always going to Denny's, and one, who is hard of
hearing, always thinks it's called Lenny's? Hahaha. That's some funny
shit, making fun of the old and the deaf. Apparently she can't read
either (or is just too senile to remember), as you figure she'd get
a clue after going to the joint like 100 times. Nothing like lame
free association to pad the fact I don't know the first thing about
reviewing food. I know those of you who read this thing on a regular
basis will be surprised to know I had a chicken sandwich after looking
over the somewhat confusing menu. I was then thrown into yet another
queue methodology (every place has its own cure for overcrowding and
general order-and-pay rigmarole). I'd liken this methodology most
closely to that of Quizno's,
but I'm an ass and probably did things wrong. The grub turned out
to be pretty damn good, but overpriced in that Midtown, captive audience
kind of way. What happened to the days of four dollar sandwiches?
I can't even imagine how much the markup is on a couple pieces of
bread, a chicken filet and some lettuce and whatnot for like eight
something. And they do a serious volume business. I guess as long
as idiots like me are willing to pay these inflated prices, they'll
just continue to be rooty-tooty fresh 'n jerky. [MF] Other Locations: Lenny's (Times Square) |
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