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Joe's and sobriety.
Sobriety and Joe's. No matter which way I write it, it just doesn't
work together. But you know what does work? A steaming, delicious
slice of real New York pizza after a day of killing your nerve endings
with cerveza. And you'll need it, as Joe's pizza has the unnerving
practice of cheese sliding that leaves you with a blistered chin and
sense of embarrassment that is rivaled only by the fact that you're
almost 30 and these stupid NYU students are laughing at your drunk,
scalded ass. [MF]
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