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| Heartland Brewery (Union Square) | ||
| Address:
35 Union Sq. W. Phone: 212/645-3400 |
Neighborhood:
Union Square
Area Website: heartlandbrewery.com |
Cuisine: American Bar/ClubType: Brewpub |
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Surveyors aren't sure
exactly what died in this place, but they have called the stench that
pervades the joint everything from "rancid kitty litter stink" to
"warm foot fungus baking in a clay oven." Luckily the cigarettes of
the hundred or so bridge and tunnel tourists crowded around the awkwardly
placed bar usually smother the smell by about 8 PM. The list of Heartland
brews isn't too bad, though, and the food is not bad for what it is,
but many a group of people has been fooled into thinking there is
more usable room in this place than there is, and have lived to regret
it. [MF] Other Locations: HB Burger Heartland Brewery & BBQ Heartland Brewery & Chophouse |
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