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Welcome to Mel's Diner--without
Flo and that wacky Alice. Yup, it's just Mel in his greasy t-shirt
and that stupid sailor-lookin' hat. Well, his name is probably something
more like Yakov or Boris or something equally Baltic, but he looks
like he smokes cheap cigarettes and is most certainly pissed that
he's a short-order cook at a place called Happy Burger. Point of order
here: don't order a bagel at a place that isn't a bagel place. Anyhow,
others in our group ordered eggs and cheese and were certainly not
blown away. I would imagine they probably tasted like the forty-seven
other things that were cooked on that same grill that morning. The
restaurant itself hasn't been remodeled since 1974, and by the looks
of it, many of the customers have been sitting there the whole time.
[MF]
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