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| Europa Cafe (Midtown East II) | ||
| Address:
515 Madison Ave. Phone: 212/754-9774 |
Neighborhood:
Midtown East Website: europacafe.com |
Cuisine: Sandwich/Soup Shop |
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If this is what Europe
is like, then book me one plane ticket to Europe! Wait, Europe isn't
a country? Shit, I knew I shouldn't have spent my time during high
school geography class doing whip-its in the parking lot. Next you'll
be telling me that General Tso didn't lead the great fried chicken
revolt of 1862! Imaginary or not, I kinda wish I could summon a Mongol
hoard or two to run roughshod over just about every sandwich chain
in Midtown and lay waste to their stale menu of samey-samey paninis
and wraps, subs and soups. Do I really need another joint filled with
run-of-the-mill pastries and baked goods, along with garden-variety
salads and stupidly named stuff between bread? My turkey and brie
with a slice of green apple on a seeded sub roll of sorts (and called
something like the French Log) is the same damn fare found at every
single place with an awning up and down Manhattan's length. It's not
bad per se, but inspires less than a Harry Reid press conference.
[MF] Other Locations: Europa Cafe (Midtown East) |
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