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| Enzo's Pizza [CLOSED] | ||
| Address:
50 2nd Ave. Phone: 212/353-3388 |
Neighborhood: East Village | Cuisine: Pizza |
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Talk about a crime of
convenience. I walk right out of bar with a wicked hunger, and what
do I happen upon but just the kind of joint to satiate my panicky
brain receptors? The crime is that I was so fixated on semi-drunkenly
gobbling my slice that I completely forgot to look around and take
in the glory that is Enzo's. From what I recall, it was a pretty small,
ratty place with a weak assortment of moldering slices sitting behind
a greasy, too-tall glass partition. They spent as much time decorating
the space as I ever have getting my balls punched by an angry chimp
in a Christian Dior cravat. That's right, I said cravat! The slice
didn't make me want to run off and join the Mario Brothers on ice
reunion tour or anything, but I didn't barf that night, and don't
think I died from it, so it did its job as an after-the-fact stomach
coater. I have a sneaking suspicion, though, that I will never darken
their florescent doorway ever again. Nor will I ever let a primate
sock me in the nards, but that's another topic for another post. [MF] |
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