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What would be an appropriate
title for this pub if we were to make it into a movie? The House
on Boring Hill? Mr. Snooze Goes to Dublin? The Sleepenator?
Wake us up when this one's over. In fact, if we want to be surrounded
by wood-paneled ho-hum, we can wait until we're dead. This black hole
of fun, this quasar of tedium, this red giant waste of time gives
all of Ireland a horribly bad name. Granted, if you're a bitter, 55
year-old divorcé with a scraggly white beard, a penchant for
the booze and a hatred of anything remotely rock 'n roll, you may
have just found your home away from home. We understand this whole
"old school" thing, but do you really think Jimbo and Paddy behind
the bar really know that they are being old school? Some of those
surveyed claim to have had a different experience at this pub, but
we honestly care very little about what they think. [MF]
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