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We aren't snobs here
at Mr. Hipster survey. We'll review just about anything if they serve
food or ply us with liquor. Those of you out there who haven't had
a Domino's pizza are either lactose intolerant or never got high in
high school. To this day the smell of pineapple and Canadian bacon
brings back foggy memories of an LA poolhouse and a very life-like
mannequin... but that's a different story. Anyway, despite Domino's
being a franchise operation, you can basically expect the same thing
at every store--semi-limp pizza with semi-spicy sauce, soft dough,
very evenly spaced toppings (we think there's a school where employees
are graded on their pepperoni spacing), and quick delivery--although
not as quick as it used to be. This isn't gourmet pizza by any stretch
of the imagination, but sometimes that hunger for nostalgia and heartburn
comes together in a moment of absolute clarity and your buds just
want to cry out, "Domino muthafucker!" [MF]
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