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| Cafe S•F•A | ||
| Address:
611 5th Ave. @ SFA Phone: 212/940-4080 |
Neighborhood:
Midtown East |
Cuisine: American |
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The perfect place to
lunch with the ladies. Any males within a thousand feet of this place
are instantly pegged as the sensitive type or the type with a German
or French passport. It is amazing that in this day and age a man who
wants a salad with walnuts and those little baby oranges in it is
considered a pansy. Well, assuming you left your too-short pants and
your laceless Pradas at home, this isn't exactly the kind of place
to bring a manly appetite. The $14 soup and half a sandwich "deal"
would have trouble filling a large baby, and the somewhat decent fish
might as well have starred in Honey I Shrunk the Salmon. It still
amazes us that places like this have the balls to slap two stale pieces
of white bread around a miniscule amount of tuna and call it a $9
half-sandwich. Add a thimble full of soup and you have the shopping
lady's light lunch. Screw that. Well, at least the basket of bread
they give you at your table is good (better than the $5 serving of
tea!) [MF] |
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