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| Café Metro (Rock Center) | ||
| Address:
22 W 52nd St. Phone: 212/265-4848 |
Neighborhood:
Rockefeller
Center Website: cafemetrony.com |
Cuisine: Lunch Smorgasbord |
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If they had an admiral's
club at lunch places, I would totally be chillin' right now with a
free bag of honey roasted peanuts and a cut-rate vodka and soda. I'm
a frequent flyer in the most unhealthy kind of way. Not only am I
eating paninis on a daily basis; I'm walking a total of twenty-five
feet from the building in which I toil to pick them up. I basically
rotate between two sandwiches, both of which claim to be 97% fat free.
Which means what exactly? Is that like K-fed being 97% talent free?
Does that mean that they both have 3% of whatever it is they're free
of? Wow, can I slaughter an idiom or what? Of course I ate there today.
I ate there yesterday. I will not eat there tomorrow--mostly because
they are starting to reach for my shit behind the glass case before
I even say anything, and that is just plain sad. I–m going to try
to swear off this place for like one week and see if I don't go through
turkey siciliano panini withdrawal. I gots to get me some toasted
sandwich. [MF] Other Locations: Café Metro (Midtown West) Café Metro (Murray Hill) |
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